I had a dream this morning that I was showing someone different building materials. One was brick, one was plastic, one was concrete, and the other rubber. For some reason the rubber stunk really bad. I couldn't figure out why. Like it bothered me bad enough that I had to wake up. Normally that's when the nasty stench would go away. Right? No!
A stupid skunk got under our house, and sprayed its nasty everywhere. Now everything in the house is all nasty smelling. You can even smell it outside as you are walking up to the house. It's that bad.
This morning, I went to church not realizing that I brought the nasty with me till half way through the service. Then I made Seb smell my clothes. He was not appreciative of that. Then my aunt said something about the skunk smell at lunch today.
Yea. It is that bad.
I've decided that it is necessary for me to evacuate the house this evening. I don't want to be the smelly kid in class tomorrow. I don't think my classmates or my professors would be appreciative of that.
I'm packing a bag and getting up outta here.
Stupid Skunk
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