I have a lot to say. I have a lot to say, but my thoughts are not organized enough to create anything remotely coherent. It would only come out as angry word vomit.
One year for my birthday, a couple of my friends bought me this book by Macaulay Culkin. Yeah, Macaulay Culkin wrote a book. Blew my mind too. They bought it for me because it is full of randomness. It is full of randomness and craziness. Like legit craziness. The guy really was a hot mess. It's actually a good read if you ever need to feel better about your life.
It was after I read that book that I was inspired to write my own book of random craziness. Years later, that is why this blog was started. Who knew Macaulay Culkin would inspire me to write a book. I'm assuming it was therapeutic for him.
I could use something therapeutic.
